Veteran And Grumpy Hoodie
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Estimated Delivery:Sep 22 - Sep 26
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Free Shipping & Returns: On all orders over $75
Veteran And Grumpy Hoodie
Retired? Sure. Relaxed? Not a chance.
The Veteran And Grumpy Hoodie is for the ones who served their country with honor—and now serve reality checks with style. Bold, funny, and unapologetically proud, this hoodie says what everyone already knows:
“I Have Two Titles: VETERAN and GRUMPY
And I Rock Them Both.”
On the front, the classic military callout:
“At Ease—I’m Retired”
paired with flag details and a modern, blocky design that still commands respect.
💣 Key Features:
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Fur-Lined Interior: Made from 95% polyester and 5% spandex for unmatched softness and warmth
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320 g/m² Midweight Fabric: Sturdy enough for cooler weather, comfortable for everyday wear
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Fade-Resistant Sublimation: Bold prints that won’t crack, peel, or fade
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Auto-Matched Stitching: Thread color blends seamlessly with the design
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Easy Care: Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean
Because retirement doesn’t mean going soft—
It means going grumpy, with pride and a touch of sarcasm
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All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
Do you ship internationally?
All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
What is your return policy?
All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.
What are your sizing options?
All the details you love about the original—with a fresh flared block heel and modern square toe. Expertly crafted using soft Nappa leather, this essential style molds and moves with you to keep you comfortably on your feet all day (and night). This boot uses leather sourced from a Leather Working Group-approved trader. The Leather Working Group (LWG) Audit Standards provide transparency and accountability within the leather supply chain—covering energy and water usage.